Longread translated automatically
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What to do if you are a demon who was outsmarted by a little girl and locked inside a stuffed cat?

It seems like a standard call to action.

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You usually devour the souls of fools who call upon you for wealth, glory, or eternal life without much trouble, but this time, everything went awry—unbeknownst to you, you led yourself into a trap. Now, by contract, you are bound to be its friend, and friends do not betray.

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Well, in this situation, there are many downsides: You cannot commit evil deeds Everyone adores you instead of fearing you You are not scary—you are funny You can’t even manage to eat a baby And you still can’t understand where those edible pebbles in your bowl come from

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You used to be huge and scary, but now you’re the smallest in this family! From left to right: You — the lady’s boy — lady — you

You aren’t successful at being wicked, but there are upsides, let’s admit it…

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Pros:
They feed you well
You can sleep all day long
They protect you from flies resembling your old enemy, Belzebub
You can ride on a robot vacuum cleaner

It’s hard to break old habits; it seems like this young guy (the owner’s son) gets scared easily—it’s a lot of fun!

Your former colleagues find you and ask you to lead them…

Что же делать!?

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Sit and think hard—is it worth betraying friendship for a dark past?

Should you return to the old life, or stay here, where there is room for friendship, love, and warmth…

Final

Выбор сделан, смотри не пожалей о нем. Но думаю в данном случае переживать не о чем…

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In the end, you don’t betray your friends or kick out your sycophants, because sleeping on your own velvet pillow and being someone’s friend turned out to be more enjoyable.

Because it’s possible… it’s only possible—your hostess might have a devilish streak too!

Что делать если тебя обманули и ты теперь не владыка преисподней, а кот?
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