Once, on the outskirts of the city—amidst concrete boxes and overgrown driveways—the police discovered something strange. It seemed like a routine case at first glance: the arrest of a criminal gang, dozens of pages of criminal files, confiscated weapons, cash, and forged documents. Everything proceeded according to protocol—until they found the warehouse.

It was not listed in any database, nor marked on any map. Abandoned, rusted on the outside, it held something no one expected inside. The police remained silent. The reporters didn’t notice. Instead of an official report—silence. The warehouse was put under surveillance. After some time, a group of scientists drove in. Chemists, physicists, artists, linguists, philosophers. At first, it seemed they were simply conducting expert examinations. Then—it seemed like they were developing something.

This warehouse is open to you today.
Welcome to the exhibition «Peaceful Weapons.» Every exhibit you see is a weapon—but not the kind you are used to. It does not kill. It does not maim. It does not shoot. It is absurd, paradoxical, and naive. It evokes laughter, not fear. It seems designed for a world where war is impossible and violence is merely a system error.
